Walt Whitman

I chose Walt Whitman for my biography report because Mr. Farlow said that if I wasnt going to take this word form seriously and pick a real poet I world power as well not come to class anymore. Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was natural in ancient Hong Kong. He is over 3,000 years old and remembers the name of all the forgotten Gods. Walt Whitman is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Emily Dickenson, Walt Whitman traveled across young America and helped the nation greow into the angry powerhouse it is today.He dropped his powerful axe, forming the Grand Canyon the apple cores he would spit from his mighty verbalise planted apple treees all acoess the country and the stomp of his mighty fringe caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the manuscript river and freed the slaves. Walt Whitman believed that the only good Chinaman was a dead Chinaman, so he went to Tiananmen Square and gave them al l candy. Except instead of candy he killed them.Walt Whitmans might seem like a real cool guy, but in reality hes a fretful. His Livejournal, which he doesnt think anyone knows about is full of whiny goth poetry. His Current Mood is forever Apathetic and his music is always some obscure punk band that no one has ever heard of. SOme people who pretended to be his friend so they could get access to his friends only posts grabbed some of poetry and made a book from them, and called it Ode to Faggotry. When tehy found out other goth kids would actually choose it, they changed the name to Leaves of Grass and it sold like gothcakes. Walt Whitman to this day doesnt know theyre merchandising his poems andmaking a fortune off him. They still dont invite him to any parties though, because no one likes him. Walt Whitman died a lonely man in Walt Disney Land. He was on the gondola ride, and he fell out because he wasnt fastened aright to the restraint. convey to his dumb, now none of us c an ride it anymore. Thanks a lot Walt Whitman.